Red Vines - Flavoured sugar compressed into a twisty tube.
Grape Stacker 2 - Caffeine. Grape-flavoured caffeine.
So I found out over the course of the day today that using a pack of item 1 as straws, and three of item 2 as beverages, it is possible to hear colours.
On the bright side, I am awake. And I can’t stop smiling.